Yesterday I admitted that my life was not let us say...typical.
Today I am going to prove that although it may be slightly unusual it is indeed glamorous!
First there is the fancy schmancy car I drive around here. Meet my 1972 3/4 ton Chevy pickup truck! I love this truck...seriously I do. It can haul gravel and manure like nobody's business. Today she is hauling brush. Yes I know, you can hardly stand the excitement of it all...
We enter the pasture through our lovely gate...the one that the camel bent the heck out of by leaning over. Yes thank you Gizmo!
Baby Boy and I take the bumpy ride to the bottom of the field where the burn pile is...the one that we keep saying we're going to burn. We started it 10 years ago. Right now it is just a very slowly decomposing compost pile.
All the while we are dressed in the newest designer farm-wear...Carharts and muck boots!
As I start unloading brush Baby Boy jumps into the truck in a panic and starts yelling and pointing at something. Does he see a bear? Maybe a cougar?
What is is wrong baby?
Ohhhh I see.
He is not a fan of Gizmo except from a distance. Notice the little girl hiding behind the tree? Yep even brave Sweet Girl is a little wary when our 1500 pound pet is near...go figure.
"Camel get me"
"No sweetie, he is just hoping we have a treat for him"
"Go way Dizmo...no tweat for you."
"You'll be safe up on the top of the truck."
"Dizmo...me bigger en you...HA HA!"
Hey big guy!
Don't big guy me...where are the treats?
I've got some nice tender leaves and shoots over here for you.
BRUSH...you've brought me brush? What no apples? No yummy oats? Just old sticks...hrmmfff!
Come on...you'll love it!
I don't know...it smells kinda funny.
Of course you will...you are wrapped around my little finger...so to speak.
Notice to those reading...those are the latest gloves straight from Paris, really they are. All those with any fashion sense at all wear rubberized teal gloves...really!
Meanwhile Baby Boys had decided to come down and join me in the bed of the truck. He is busy picking leaves off and tossing them over the side for Gizmo..
Here Dizmo...you wike weaf? Yummy weaf.
She's doing her Laura Ingalls impression!
Back to the rest of our glamorous life!