Someone found my blog by searching
"Pet Camel Fences"
I am sure they read my many tales of woe concerning Gizmo and his habit of breaking fences.
Well on the same page of google was this story...
About a woman killed by her horny camel.
All I can say is...
Good thing you're neutered big guy!
Hey hold on one minute...who are you calling neutered???
I am the epitome of masculinity...
I just have discerning tastes that's all.
I haven't found the right girl yet.