Due to an unexpected trip that I did not take to an indoor water park the following poem did not seep out of my rattled brain...no not me I would never!
My hubby decided we needed a trip.
If I had my way this trip I would skip...
Skip it I would cause it involves both of these...
Two pasty white thighs...
and Two ghostly white knees...
Yes my sweet hubby got it into his head
That this trip would involve the thing that I dread.
I dread wearing swimsuits even in summer...
Wearing one in December is a really BIG bummer!
As you read this dear readers I'm in a really large pool.
With my minor children and those that home school.
Yes laugh if you must, I know I would too.
Except that its me and I wish it were you!
So while kiddies are splashin' and going down slides.
Think of the middle age women that hides...
Hides in the water up to her neck.
And think to yourself "Oh what the heck!"
"Just get out of the water and show what you've got"
Which to I reply...I've got quite a lot!
A lot of white skin that doesn't see sun.
I live in the Northwest from the sun I do run!
Besides I gave birth to way more than one child
And the damage sustained is not very mild!
Now my belly is closer to jelly and jam.
So stay in the water... yes surely I am!
In the water I'll stay, you can't make me get out.
So there I will stay and there I will pout.
So Next time dear hubby decides to go for a swim...
I'll be staying at home and not going with him.
For a swim in December is crazy at best.
No, I will stay home and...
I will stay dressed!
Come on over to see what else we are NOT doing!