This is the scene I found when I walked around the corner of our house onto the side patio.
Baby boy along with his trusty motorcycle were hanging out by the pool.
Hey baby, watcha' doing?
What's with the boots?
Me don't want my feet to get dirty.
So you're wearing your boots while playing in the swimming pool?
They not boots...they my muck boots.
OK...you're wearing your muck boots while playing in the pool?
And where are your pants?
The conversion seems complete, we've now officially gone from regular people...
To farm folk...
To complete hicks.
Baby did you know that wearing muck boots and just your underwear makes you a baby hick?
Never mind...carry on.
What makes it funny that he's wearing boots to avoid getting dirty is that just a couple of hours before he looked like this...
As you can see he avoids getting dirty at all times!
Are you just regular people, maybe a city slicker? Or are you a country bumpkin...maybe you've gone completely hick too?
So what are you?