I have made it to my 40's (early 40's mind you) and have lived quite nicely without a cell phone.
"WHAT?" Yes I hear your collective gasp.
I repeat myself, I do not own a cell phone...well I didn't until about a month ago. I think people talking on their phones look ridiculous, especially when they have those ear pieces in like something Lt. Ohura would wear on Star Trek..."Captain, the signal, it's breaking up".
I observe people walking up and down the grocery aisles, sidewalks, or mall, talking to what appears to be themselves. I pass them wondering if they are mentally ill, then I see the absurd ear piece and know! Besides I don't need an ear piece to talk to myself, it is something I do, and do well mind you, without the help of modern technology...that's another issue for another post. Anyway the story of my getting a cell phone goes something like this...and this is a true story mind you!
I was driving home from town, it was a nice warm evening with the car filled with nothing but blessed silence (sweet daughter was with grama and baby boy was asleep in his car seat in the back... you moms out there know just how blessed this is) that was all about to change. Soon after I got onto the highway in my very stylish and highly sought after '92 Chevy minivan (now no laughing, it has 260K miles and runs like a top and is and has been completely payed for!) I felt that familiar pull and hear that thump -thump, thump- thump... Crap, I have a flat tire. I pulled as far off the road as I could into some tall weedy grass, got out and saw that the back driver's side tire looks like a rubber pancake. I checked on the baby who was still sleeping and went around to get out the spare tire. In my van the spare tire is underneath so you have to put a tool like a huge screwdriver into a little hole and twirl (the tool not me silly) until the tire is lowered onto the ground. Of course at that point you have to get on your belly and reach under and pull out tire. This would not be an issue if it wasn't for the fact that I am in a sun dress and flip flops, ughhh why had I chosen that day to dress like a girl?
As I was on the ground reaching for the tire I saw out of the corner of my eye two young men running across highway traffic towards me. Friend or foe? Should I stand my ground or jump into the car and lock the doors? Then what, call for help? Again I have no cell phone...you see my dilema.
Well it turned out they were too fast for me (I was laying on the ground after all) and made it to my car before I could decide fight or flight. Luckily they turned out to be two very nice guys whom had just gotten out of the army and were coming home to visit their moms...ahhhh. They proceeded to change my tire for me while telling me about their tour of Iraq and what they missed most about home. Meanwhile calling me 'ma'am' throughout our conversation....another ahhhh. They quickly changed the tire and lowered my van back onto the spare....it was also flat!
I told them not to worry about me and go home, I would just call my husband who should be coming by this way from work any minute. Of course that was a big fat lie as I didn't own a cell phone to call with but I knew their mamas were waiting anxiously to see them. Being a mama of boys that age I didn't want to postpone the reunion even one more minute. So with a wave and a "Good luck ma'am" they were on there way.
Well no phone, the spare was flat, now what? Hubby would be coming by eventually but I didn't know if it would be after dark and wasn't sure he would even see me. I checked on the baby who had woken up and decided he was hungry. I of course always have food in my car for emergencies...well except that day of course. Thank the good Lord I was still nursing and I figured that should hold him over till we got home...whenever that might be.
While I nursed him I noticed in the back of the van my hiking backpack that I use when the kids and I walk around our local lake...5 year old in the stroller, baby in the backpack...just call me fitness chick! I decided to put him in the pack and hoof it back to Home Depot which was at the next exit back. I knew they were open late so I should make it there before they close. I put baby boy in the pack and started down the highway...in flip flops remember. I didn't get more than 100 feet when a middle aged couple pull off the highway in front of me. The woman got out of her very nice Lexus with a quite horrified look on her face. "You are walking on the highway with a baby?" she sputters. I smiled sweetly and told her yes but there is a wide shoulder and I am being diligent to watch for cars. She is not at all appeased. I told her about my flat tire and my flat spare and let her know that I had no intention of spending the night in my van so I was walking to Home Depot to call my husband.
It takes people a while to comprehend that their are people like me without cell phone. "Why don't you just call him?" she asked getting annoyed. "I don't own a cell phone." "You have a baby and your don't have a cell phone?". OK nobody had ever put it in those you are a bad mother terms before. She whipped out her cell phone and thrust it at me, "Call your husband" she ordered.
I obey sheepishly, show appropriate gratitude, promise to get a cell phone, hubby comes to our rescue, takes us home, grama watches the kids while we go with another tire and retrieve the van. Next day I buy a cell phone...
I now hang it from my rear view mirror as a good luck totem. I figure it would stand to reason that now that I have a cell phone to call for help I will never again need to...well except in a tunnel or high on a mountain pass where there is no cell phone reception,
Murphy's Law and all...