Having a camel is useful for two things. He adds authenticity to our church's live nativity and he is to keep the elk out of his pasture. I ask nothing more of the big guy...
Good morning Gizmo...whatcha doing?
Watching the elk.
Ah I see they're back.
Yup.
Hey, wait a minute...aren't those two on your side of the fence?
I suppose they are.
Well don't just stand there...chase them out!
Hmmm...well...nope.
LOOK you big dummy, they are all lining up to come over the fence!
I see that...no need to shout.
Ohhh they are going to wreck the fence...
Wow, that one can really jump!
and eat all the grass...I'm gonna have to buy more hay!
I love hay!
Hey that one is just trying to push his way through!
I thought only I did that, chuckle
Very funny, now do something...
GIZMO!
Boy I wish I could jump like that!
Yeah that is what I need, a jumping camel!
Do I detect a bit of sarcasm?
Just a tad.
Look you big good for nothing, even the baby elk aren't afraid of you!
I'm a lover not a fighter, what can I say!
Ughhhh...
