Those of you that read me over at 'not dabbling in normal' please excuse me for repeating myself, but I do have an update...
I'm not one to usually rant and complain here on my blog. No, I rather share pictures of ballerinas and camels...
But I have something I need to get off my chest...
So to speak...
Where did that expression come from anyway? Does the size of your chest determine the how much you need to get off of it? What if you are breast feeding, does that change the meaning altogether? What about men with hairy chests? This is why my husband is glad he cannot hear my thoughts directly but only when they have been condensed and filtered...thoroughly
So I was saying...
This all began when I needed a new nozzle for my hose last week. I made my way over to Lowe's to search for the perfect nozzle, my dream nozzle, to use exclusively in the garden (in other words the men in my life are not allowed to use it for washing their cars...which by the way is how the last one got ran over and smooshed). I had a couple of prerequisites about said nozzle...it had to be simple, cheap and it had to be made in the USA....no problem right?
Hah! Do you know how many hose nozzles Lowe's has this time of year??? There are plastic and metal, extension, and swivel...there are some with so many setting that you would have to be a professional gardener to use them all...who uses a angled mist setting anyway???
After much searching (all the while my kids making very loud and rather disturbing car noises in the shopping cart equipped with a fake car on the front, vroommm, beep beep, honk...) I finally decided on the 'classic pistol grip' metal nozzle. It had no fancy setting...no, you just squeezed the trigger and out came the water. It was simple, less than $5 and most importantly made in the USA.
I made my purchase, put the kids in our real car and took off for home. After lunch we wandered out to the garden to test our new nozzle, we were all very excited (we don't get out much...)
After connecting the nozzle I pulled its little tiny tag off and put it in my pocket. We proceeded to water the garden with great abandon...we all came in soaked and smiling. It worked just as it was supposed to.
After putting my wet, dirty shorts in the laundry I remembered I had put some things in my pocket that would not go through the washer very well....some pretty rocks that Sweet Girl had insisted I hold, a popcicle stick Baby Boy was trying to put up his nose, and the itty bitty tag from the nozzle.
I decided to read the tag, and here is what is said and the heart of this particular rant...
"Note: The brass in this product contains lead. !WARNING This product contains one or more chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. Wash hands after handling."
OK...what the heck???
Lets me get this straight. I am watering my vegetable garden with a nozzle that I have to wash the carcinogens off my hands when I am done touching it...
Are there now traces of lead in the water coming out of it?
What about the mystery chemicals that can cause cancer and birth defects in the state of California...I live in Washington, does that mean I'm immune???
My only explanation for all of this is that the world had gone completely stupid...
Seriously, what am I to do? I can use my nozzle and decontaminate myself after each use or I can go and buy a nozzle made in China, certainly containing plastics and who knows what other secret ingredients.
Today...
After thinking it over I have decided that I am going to take the made in the USA, lead laden, California cancer causing nozzle back to Lowe's. Explain my dilemma and begin an exhaustive search for a safe, domestically made nozzle...
and I am throwing caution to the wind and saying I don't even care how much it costs...well to a point anyway!
Oh yeah the nozzle had one more dire warning...without a doubt caused by some dork trying it and then suing!
"DO NOT spray water into an electrical outlet. Severe electrical shock and/or death could result"
Ya think?????????