Alright yes he is a minor neighborhood celebrity and the adoring public might notice if the big guy went missing. He also does brings joy to small children in the Christmas parade every year. And yes he even helps my teenage sons pick up girls but...
He is eating my ROSES!
He's reaching over the fence seemingly ignoring the 2000 volts from the new fence zapper I just purchased and is eating my roses. Not only are my roses in peril but he is violating the sanctity of the garden by snatching my tomatoes. He seems to prefer heirloom tomatoes mind you, the late to ripen harder to grow kind. My just now ripening Brandywines seem to be his favorite! So I'm left with no other choice but to kill him or put razor wire around the garden.
That is what I need...the garden looking like a prison exercise yard!
Before I went out and smacked him up alongside of his big hairy head I snapped these pics for evidence in case I'm prosecuted...
"But your honor he was eating my Brandywines, that certainly makes it justifiable homicide!"
Reaching over the fence to eat my climbing roses growing around the chicken yard...
Good thing camels are vegetarians or the chickens big would be in trouble!
I can bend small fences with a single push...
I laugh at high voltage...
I drive my human insane without even trying...
Yep, it is good to be me!
