I am not a Hick...
I do not live in a Hick town...
Really!
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I did not see a sticker on the back window of a large 4x4 Ford Pickup Truck driving in my town that said...
Help us please
Daddy just farted
And we can't get out!
I did not laugh out loud...
Because my humor is way to sophisticated to find such a thing funny.
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I did not hear on the radio just before Christmas an ad for getting your truck bed lined. I did not think to myself that I would consider that one of the best gifts I could ask for.
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When I was driving with one of my college age sons we saw a sign for the lottery. When asked by said son what I would do if I won the lottery I did not without hesitation blurt out
"New barn so big that we could have a full basketball court upstairs where we could have games, roller skate, and have square dances"
He did not look at me with a deadpan face and say
"I do not even know why I ask you these things"
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My favorite store does not have a large sign that says
Bait window
Open at 6am
No...stores with bait windows are not nearly highbrow enough for me!
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My second favorite store was remolding their gun room and running a great sale...
I did not consider running out there for some stocking stuffers for hubby and to just do a little window shopping...
No, I would not window shop in a gun store...with a specific raccoon in mind.
Really I wouldn't!
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On the way home from the bank I did not turn up the radio and sing,
Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy
At the top of my lungs...knowing every word!
I was also not just a little thankful to be in the car by myself without children as to not having to listen to Veggie Tales...again!
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While at the bank I did not do this just to get back at the little camera that is always taking my picture...
No I would not do such a thing at my big classy financial institution.
Besides, who takes their camera to the bank anyway???
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No I am not a hick...
And you can't prove otherwise!
Come join us to see what us we are NOT doing today!
And for further proof...I am over at Not Dabbling in Normal where I've written a post on gardening with kids in the winter, specifically worm boxes! Nope, not a hick...
